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MPT S0602 Pirates, Patatas, and Treasures of the Heart
Featuring: The Pirates of Tortuga
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Season 1
Episode 1: Moooooving In.
MPT Presents " The Monster Maker"
Episode 4: Wild Hairs & Ladles
MPT Presents "WIld Women of Wongo"
Episode 2: Boob Scootin' Boogie
MPT Presents "Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter"
Episode 5: Swamp Creatures & Smoothies
MPT Presents "The Curse of the Swamp Creature"
Episode 3: Smokey Treats & The Cellar Ghost
MPT Presents "The Invisible Ghost"
Episode 6: Going Off The Rails
MPT Presents "The Horror Express"
Episode X: The Hallowday Special
MPT Presents "METHODIc"
Episode Y: Clyde & Matcha's Chaotic Mayhem
Clyde & Matcha take over the show!
Bloopers & Deleted Scenes
Season 2
Episode 1: Potato Goblin & Magic Mirrors
MPT Presents "The Corpse Vanishes"
Episode 2: Vanity Sucks the Short Bus
MPT Presents "The Devil's Nightmare"
Episode 3: The Demise of Malibu Mistress
MPT Presents "The Wasp Woman"
Episode 4: Pasta Hair & A Bucket of Mud
MPT Presents Roger Corman's "Bucket of Blood"
Episode 5: Burning Bras & Afro's
MPT Presents "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things"
Episode 6: Brownies, Cake, & Reefers OH MY!!
MPT Presents "Reefer Madness"
Episode VD: The Valentines Day Special
MPT Presents Mark Pirro's "Polish Vampire in Burbank"
Season 2 Out Takes
Featuring The 3 Stooges in " Sing a Song 6 Pants
Season 3
Episode 1: Hillbillies & A Case of Scatophobia
MPT Presents Hillbillies in a Haunted House
Episode 4: Neverending Hallway to the Perfect Bod-tle
MPT Presents Bloody Pit of Horror
Episode 2: CAKE...KAIJU...Mistress...&...A Mullet
MPT Presents Gappa: Monster From a Prehistoric Planet
Episode 5: A Mad Phantom and Puppy Dog Tales
MPT Presents Phantom of the Opera
Episode 3: Tubby Balls & Stinky Bones
MPT Presents Attack of the Puppet People
Episode 6: Flamethrowers & Problematic Plants
MPT Presents Little Shop of Horror
Episode Hallowday Special II
MPT Presents Spider Baby
Episode X-Mess Special
MPT Presents Santa Clause vs The Martians
Season 4
Episode 1: The Victims of Yucky Splats
MPT Presents Beast of Yucca Flats
Episode 4: Kord...e...l...i...ya starts with a 'C'
MPT Presents One Body Too Many
Episode The VD Special Curse
MPT Presents Mark Pirro's Curse of the Queerwolf
Episode 2: Fate of the Red Gloved Mistress
MPT Presents Manos: Hands of Fate
Episode X-Mess Special 2021
MPT Presents Various Holiday Shorts
Episode Hallowday Special III
MPT Presents Drive-In Massacre
Episode 3: A Big Set of FIshy Grapes
MPT Presents House on Haunted Hill
Lucky Episode: Green Wine & The Silver Shamrock
MPT Presents Behind Green Lights
Episode 3 Year Anniversary Party
MPT Presents Various Horror Shorts
Episode 5: Danger........ Ahead
MPT Presents: The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Season 5
Hallowday Episode IV
MPT Presents: Main Street Meats
Episode 3 One is the Lonliest Mistress
MPT Presents: Last Man on Earth
Episode 1 The Evangelist and the Zombie Dog
MPT Presents: White Zombie
Episode VD Moo Moo Means I Love Yoo
MPT Presents: Various Horror Shorts
Episode 2 Riverboat Rapscalions
MPT Presents: Viking Women & the Sea Serpent
Episode Castle Chaos Con
MPT Presents: Charles
Episode 4 Teenage Dirtbag Baby
MPT Presents: Teenage Caveman
Episode 5 The Episode That Crawled
MPT Presents: The Trollenburg Terror
Season 6
Hallowday Episode V
MPT Presents: Vampire Ticks from Outer Sapce
MPT S06E01 Whats the Bloody Weather Like?
MPT Presents: Theatre of Blood
MPT S06 X Mess Special III
MPT Presents: Santa vs. The Devil
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